Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
HEY YOU
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Are you new?
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Nena713 0
What an ass.
kidsanchez1 4
I'm sorry I was dared to do it
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alicia_was_here 3
this sucks and all, but whether you deserve it or not depends on how you bent down to get it. was your ass sticking up in the air or did you squat down to pick it up? if you bent over with you ass sticking in the air, you deserve it. no one should bend down that way unless you want your ass raped or your an attention ***** (or stripper) bending over to try to look sexy.
palmtrees 1
If you ever get raped or sexually assaulted, I hope the OP is right there to point out that maybe if you hadn't worn a short skirt/low-cut top/high heels/whatever, it wouldn't have happened, so it's obviously your fault. I will never understand how people think it is okay for ANYONE to touch anyone else against their will, in any situation except for self-defense.
irockfendergirl 0
296- So true. if it happened to me, I'd chase his ass down, Mace his eyes, then stomp on his balls. lol jk. He was probably just a stupid little punk who should have gotten his ass kicked by a girl though. ;p
alicia_was_here 3
I'm not saying she deserves it because of what she wore. If she picked it up by squatting down, her ass would not have been in the air giving the perv. an opportunity to hump her, therefore avoiding the whole situation.
palmtrees 1
Yep... pendatik covered exactly what I was just going to respond. It's the same principle, whether you're talking about what someone wears or how they bent over. Still doesn't make it okay for someone to do that to you.
sabbysaysrawr 0
haha ! dry hump ! fyl .
sheribb 5
omg that is so wrong in so many ways..... ewwww
nerdsgetmehot 23
Was he at least attractive?
DarDarAttack 0
At least your ass is worth humping! :D You could be a girl with barely any ass like me... >:(
bigshifty3e 2
wow
boyimissyou 0
lmfaoooo! omg that's hilarious! but you shouldn't have bent over that way or that wouldn't of happened.
tigerlily3 0
so bending at the waist is an invitation for sexual harassment? sorry but I'll pick up my purse how I please, and beat the first person who thinks it's okay to touch me.
palmtrees 1
Yeah, I'm in full agreement with tigerlily. However the OP chose to pick up her purse, it in no way gives a stranger the right to touch her against her will.
theRovingMage 0
Finally, some sense. It doesn't matter if the OP was walking around naked, IMHO, that still does not give anyone the "right" to sexual harassment. The man is sick.
UncleverName_FYL 0
Girls if you’re going to pms about it, you can at least do it right… its called sexual assault idiots. And if you chose to walk around naked; I think guys pretend humping your ass, will be the least of your concerns. (fyi nobody has the right to touch anybody, but that doesn’t mean you should provoke it)
theRovingMage 0
Unclevername, thanks for the clarification. I wasn't sure if assault covered clothed touching, or if the guy just humped the air behind the OP. I'm more frustrated at the posters with the "bend your knees or it's your fault" attitude. Just keep in mind that one person's dressed can be another person's naked, depending on culture. Very strict religious groups can say you're "naked" if you're showing your elbows. Provocation =/= deserve it.
xXLenaXx 0
Of course you should bend your knees! Unless you genuinely have knee trouble, it's really indecent to just stick your butt in the air while you pick something up. You don't sit with your legs spread wide when wearing a skirt, do you? No, because that's indecent. It offends me when women act like this.
xXLenaXx 0
Just FYI, I said "it's indecent", meaning her behaviour, and not "it is a crime and she deserves abuse". Calm down, for God's sake, and don't accuse me of saying she deserved it. She absolutely didn't, but I'm not talking about that - it *is* indecent, and if anything, just bad manners. Her parents should have taught her to be more of a lady when picking things up.
xXLenaXx 0
There *are* more interesting things in life to do than arguing against everyone you disagree with on the internet, but hey, to each their own I guess. :P
xXLenaXx 0
I do, but then I lose interest when it gets too serious. :P
wtf858 0
#156 would u be laughing i it happened to you? if so if be more than happy to. :p
justin_brdfrd 0
why would 1700+ people say she deserved it? lol