Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
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Top comments
luminos_ 9
Ask her if she minds that you watch her.
shyboy3092 6
At least she was polite.
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Comments (75)
perdix 31
Urine between a rock and a hard place! If you said you objected, wouldn't you have felt guilty looking at her on the bus? Imagine how every bounce feels to a full bladder!
jellyghost 12
Yes as long as theres a safeword
Myo_fml 20
She's probably homeless and that's the only private enclosed area. Poor gal.
Connect 10
What sort of sick **** do you watch?
Pleonasm 36
Pee-Wee's big adventure xxx
xmaximusx 12
Lol was she cute? Hahaha
Werken247 14
She was marking her territory, keeps the other homeless people away
buckdharma 38
Hope you said yes. After all op, this was her house and you were just visiting. But if she offers you some of her crumpets, politely decline.
outoftown 27
Hope you had her back, OP... literally.
pattayarick 8
If she was hott I woulda said " no, not at all!!!". But, then, that's just me.