Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
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Top comments
luminos_ 9
Ask her if she minds that you watch her.
shyboy3092 6
At least she was polite.
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Comments (75)
Coop817 19
Aw how considerate of her
Mads_1234 28
Well... Did you mind?
xRezSynn 15
Hopefully not on you?
BostonBear 33
that was my first thought too
reapy 14
My response would have to be "Only if I can film it."
ViviMage 40
Police have ticketed children less than 4 for public urination. I wouldn't....
Fluffydemise 18
Clearly OP resembles a urinal.
annie_nk 23
It's where she intended to pee that makes me wonder why she had to ask.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Um I hope you said yes you mind go find a restroom geez
interesting33 37
What did you say?
skyeyez9 25
And our govt is pushing us to use public transportation vs driving your own vehicle. Weirdos like the one OP encountered are the exact reason I do not ride the bus, subway, train..Etc They are more abundant especially on a greyhound bus.
Rainbow35 6
She probably just really needed to pee for some reason and couldn't find a bathroom. That doesn't make her weird.
gracehi 33
I'm curious what country you're from (I can't see your location on the Android app) and why you feel your government is "pushing us to use public transportation."
buckdharma 38
That's right. Maybe she just killed off her second 40.