Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
One word. Manager.
LoLlersnakes 0
How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...
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Comments (162)
scorpio_1293 0
McDonalds sells chips?
grim267 0
that's what you get for eating at mcdonald's
brownboxes 0
i work at a mcdonalds in london, yes the uk, and we call them fries there. fin.
justbigbs 6
Yeah what # 126 said, McDonalds sells chips??? seriously, not here in the states. Then again UK have like $1,000 burger. And grow some balls and say "mate you just bought those chips" and I would call the manager if those guys at counter gives some bs.
5t3ff1k4h 47
.......You know fries are called chips in England, right? Seriously, people. I didn't think you were so uneducated!
wwerulez14 6
Haven't you people ever heard of "fish and chips"? Those of you that order that will get a plate of fish and fries. So anyone with half a brain and a semi-logical thought process can see that obviously "chips" is another name for fries. But I'll dumb it down just in case. In the United Kingdom, chips=fries. Got it? With that being said, really? They pay $1000 for burgers? *facepalm*
lukethe 0
The world needs more Whataburgers.
cheyanne2015 0
i don't see why it was necessary to note that the person that sneezed into your fries was obese? what if a skinny person sneezed it would be less disgusting? wow.
Yog_Sahaw 0
It amazes me that there are so many kids out there who do not realize what the word "chips" means when English people say it. What do you guys do all day at school?
Freeze_fml 17
Believe me, they teach us British words in our American schools.
Yog_Sahaw 0
Oh, I'm American. I just thought that this would be something that most teens and young adults would know.
vivi1010 1
In school, we speak and learn in American english. Because we live in America. Asshole.
ProhibitionRose 14
What does his weight have to do with anything? Ydi
oneworldguy 0
Nuh uh! I hope you refused that shit!
porkyporky 0
you deserve it for eating at McDonalds