Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
It's better than finding an orgy of homeless guys. Just saying ;)
Since1998 20
why thumb this down? this guy was trying to give legitimate information. Not every fml comment has to be funny/punny
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Comments (74)
RainbowInput 8
How do you get a YDI for this? "You deserve it for wanting to revisit you childhood!" Really people?
noelasis94 18
Ever heard of no trespassing?
SokDek 14
Well actually, the strong odor of tomato juice masks the skunk smell until the human nose becomes desensitized to the smell of tomatoes, at which point the skunk musk is again noticeable. OP should try a custom mixture of soap, hydrogen peroxide, and baking soda for actually eliminating the aroma of skunk musk. The precise formula may be found in the Skunk article at discoverychannel/mythbusters.
tory1234 2
Go to the pet store and get some skunk-be-gone for you hair. Dab the oil off your skin before washing it. Try not to scrub your whole body, only the affected areas, or else the smell will spread.
shrillex_babyy 4
Sorry :/
day624 14
That stinks
RoboCunnilingus 23
Home Not-So-Sweet Home?
buddy51 23
OP= Here's a saying you're never going to forget!! "Don't poke a skunk!!" See, would have been helpful for you to have had the scents to read this posting before you got stink-saturated!! Better luck next time, OP, better luck next time!!
buddy51 23
Stink. Stank. Stunk..
kidsgotastinky 11
Growing up stinks