Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
It's better than finding an orgy of homeless guys. Just saying ;)
Since1998 20
why thumb this down? this guy was trying to give legitimate information. Not every fml comment has to be funny/punny
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Comments (74)
Kc1001 14
wouldn't you smell them before you got up there?
Kc1001 14
I actually had to do that for my cat once. poor thing was the least popular thing after getting sprayed. after the wash though female cats were rubbing all over him.
xblaine 17
Welcome home?
bingbing17 5
What a warm welcome(:
crazytwinsmom 25
When my dog got sprayed, I walked him over a mile in 100 heat to the groomers. He was even more rank by then. I wasn't about to put him in my car though and no mobile was available that day, so they said.
scrapit 7
I'm pretty sure skunks don't typically live in, or prefer to climb, trees.
katie1989 9
I call bs. Skunks dont climb trees.
katie1989 9
Some dick moderator sent me a link to a skunk fact sheet because I said skunks dont climb trees. That exact said fact sheet said the same thing. THEY NEST ON THE GROUND! So foolish, that 'warning' was bullshit. Warn me now asshole.
Xotoolyxo 16
It's time to move on,uit's their home now.
Omniprism 15
Well at least you know it's been put to good use.