Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
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MagnusDeus 24
*line behind OP scatters*
UncleCaitlyn 21
Well, what happens?
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Comments (48)
infinitemonkey 21
Is it something good? I'm just trying to be optimistic here.
proudsock 17
No.
Lalala579121 28
Yes, rainbows burst out of your mouth and skittles rain down from them while unicorns dance and sing around you. And that's exactly why they posted it to a site called "**** my life".
YB90 7
That's why I won't use a public water fountain
Dominus101 20
Wonder if anyone else waiting in line got queasy and vomited too, as that can be a chain reaction just seeing that FYL OP
aeryn97 17
Haha gross.
lsimp96 14
Wait what happens?!
ShadJV 0
Read the username. :-p
Xion0014 20
Way to ruin the water drinking experience for everyone else. How do you not feel it coming up?
CCOD 10
That sucks, what if after you threw up, the person after you threw up. I think you just started a chain reaction.
vikky538 29
Then you became the fountainhead
bossmanboss15 13
ive seen this happen before, it looked awful haha
BlackBlazeCobra 16
In high school I once went to get a drink from the fountain. As I got closer, I noticed someone puked on it. I noped the **** out of there.
Fadioli 4
#44's comment really cracked me up in the office! Just the way it was said " noped the **** out of there" HA! and imagining it happen to them, LOOLThank you.