Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
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redbluegreen 41
If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.
tyhillman 0
I have no clue what you are talking about, bu personally as a guy, I find knocking over the elderly very attractive lol. So yes, she has a chance.
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Comments (62)
FerrariCake 2
Nope, he probably doesn't. But don't worry about it. He probably didn't even notice you exist.
Cuckoo_Rotchya 1
I just got so hot with the image you painted for me... But I doubt you should be too worried about it. From my experience guys like flakey girls
toink 0
You're a bad stripper, believe me...
plexico 4
Actually, guys find it very attractive that you get nervous and clumsy in their presence. We like it that when you think about us, your coordination and motor skills fail. Of course, we not going to let you perform tricky oral-scrotal maneuvers (manoeuveres) on us.
Intoxicunt 6
*Trips* Oops! Wanna have my babies?
plexico 4
Lots of 'em. And when you learn to keep your head when we're together, we can talk teabagging! ;)
Intoxicunt 6
Well that was effective! God damn, why can't I do that in real life and have it work? I wish I could run face first into something and then say, "Hey, want to take me out and treat me like a respectable human being?" Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Also, I'm debating whether or not I would still act clumsy to avoid teabagging or act normal to earn it...
DrunkenValor 0
I suppose you can't trip onto your bosses exposed penis by plexi's logic, toxi.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha. My boss is a chick. A chick my mom's age. =/ I still think I could pull that off. Either that, or the tripping onto someone's wallet thing.
plexico 4
I keep my wallet in my front pocket. You could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Intoxicunt 6
Nice to know. Now, not only can I move next door and stalk you, I can take your wallet. Not that I would. The "two birds with one stone" thing sounds much more effective. I could steal from your wallet once what I could easily get you to willingly give me weekly. :)
JonKolbe 0
I think that's funny. you'd get my attention. what i think would depend on how you responded after that.
Best_Loser 0
If you knowingly try to act cute, it means you think or know you're not. If you're ugly and making a fool of yourself, every guy will be all over that.
The_Pleb 0
YDI for being a female
bugmenotmofo 34
being able to hit a poles face first and being able to knocking over old people are the one of the key things I look for in women :D
justmyluck1212 0
lol, finally an FML that actually made me laugh
waterynuggets 0
Next time eat a burrito