Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.
tyhillman 0
I have no clue what you are talking about, bu personally as a guy, I find knocking over the elderly very attractive lol. So yes, she has a chance.
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Comments (62)
jdannyl 0
Maybe next time you should use the correct word. It's you're.
purple91 8
haha i love the 'YDI for not being a lesbain/ for liking guys' comments
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lolz. It happens. did he help you and/or the elderly guy up afterwards?
plexico 4
I'm sure the old man thought it was cute that you rammed into his pole and kept rebounding on it.
abdur 0
I see what you did there...
LesYeuxDeDario 0
It is.
allmidnighteyes 11
"Today, I was trying to look cute" I didn't need to read any more from that point before pressing YDI.
russianspy1234 11
I would. Then again I'm not hot enough for a girl to be that distracted by me.
lisaloise 3
What were you trying to do anyway? O_o
Poke_my_mon 0
Are you kidding me OP? I got turned on the second you said you "think". Even though it wasn't you thinking, you at least know the word. That's a start.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Nothing turns me on more than abusing the elderly and setting orphanages on fire. Well done.