Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
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chickchick_fml 0
Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?
lyndis_fml 0
You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.
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gatorgirl7563 22
It's actually fairly common for women to be swept off their feet by prisoners when they have repeated contact with them, even if that contact is entirely innocent or professional. You see, the prisoners have nothing better to do than spend all day thinking of ways to woo, romance, and lavish attention on anyone even the slightest bit willing to reciprocate that attention. Many women find it overwhelming and end falling madly in love. That being said, she could be dating another prison employee, instead of a prisoner.
T1A2Z3 35
Harley Quinn?