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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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whadupdoe 0

Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Friday 9 March 2012 19:13

Watch out we've got a genius over here.

Comments

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 9 March 2012 20:23

You got trolled on the radio big time!! ROFL

geod69 8

Friday 9 March 2012 20:30

Awesome

loginword123 0

Friday 9 March 2012 20:56

Lucky!!!!!!!!

That_kid86 1

Friday 9 March 2012 21:06

Sucks for your team.

Petunia888 13

Friday 9 March 2012 21:19

Wow, what a lame prize. Well, I guess it is better than an air banjo. Think of it like this, OP: you have no idea how many listeners you entertained with that reaction.

macgyver2009 4

Friday 9 March 2012 21:30

I agree wholeheartedly

ilyarmiehammer 6

Friday 9 March 2012 21:31

You have just been troll'd

Rxoxdx 0

Friday 9 March 2012 21:54

lol dumbass

tdawg4200 0

Friday 9 March 2012 21:55

You're kinda dumb. Be smarter.

Laurenlou 24

Friday 9 March 2012 22:30

Kind of*

desireev 17

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:25

81- Actually, the word 'kinda' was added to The Dictionary about 3-4 years ago. Along with 'gonna', 'sorta', and 'wanna'. So they, technically, are all real words with definitions. So the word 'kinda' is completely acceptable.