Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.
PETRONAS_fml 10
You know what... You actually rock.
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Comments (157)
CaitlynDaUnicorn 6
I think thats hilarious! Be happy youre not together with him! Good riddance!
hannahsnyder69 16
I thought that was quite humorous
AwesomeMe124 9
Better sooner than later, I thought that was a cute idea. He sounds like an uptight asshole.
Enslaved 38
That was a cute response but must admit, if you're incapable of at least being serious some of the times, those jokes after jokes after jokes can become tiring. I personally couldn't stand to be dating someone longer than "One Week" if he had the thought progress of-- "How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. . ."
Chumsword 8
you don't know what I mean? You soon will..
CharresBarkrey 16
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
perdix 31
Got get a Set of Better clubs Gotta find The kind With tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing.
Escoces 10
I think it was cute. :)
ZombieSazza 34
Yeah, you're better off without him. No sense of humour? Yeah, he outta be no fun whatsoever.
morbidbeauties 10
People always say when you dislike/hate someone, everything they do irritates you. Yeah, I think that's the case here. If someone else did the same joke you did, he'd probably find it funny. You sure don't have a dumb taste in humor, he simply hated you.
yourface107 3
He's so ******* stupid!!!! **** him!!! I'd laugh so hard if I got a text like that!!! You should show him all these comments I'm sure he'd like that humor !! Asshole
boshbish 14
Even if he did hate your sense of humour it's a pretty shitty reason to dump someone. Aren't relationships about tolerance? I wouldn't say FYL. Better off without him!
Jelbeztok 17
I thought it was funny.. (._.)