Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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jacketfootball 0
he was trying to be nice, you don't need to put it on fml.
oboewhore_xD 6
Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML. No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(
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Comments (300)
vermillionlove 0
I honestly don't get how this is insulting. to me, he is telling you losing the weight you were talking about sounds ridiculous and you honestly don't need to lose it. however, he did miss the "perfect boyfriend" response of 'I think you are beautiful just how you are' lol
sassy_bunny16 0
YDI for obsessing with how you look good god. your fine the way you are, it makes you who you are. stoping trying to fit in size 0 and looking like a f****** skeleton.
Hannalea_fml 0
Boys speak before they think. but still... Get over it !!
Hannalea_fml 0
hah, hi! :D They negafied me... If that can be considered a verb? Sounds like some crazy dragonball z saying...
RedPillSucks 33
It could be that OP is not fat at all, just sensitive about her weight (recovering bulimic or anorexic) and her bf just likes his chicka extra boney.
smurf1 0
he's a guy don't overreact he probably didn't mean it like that
jakii_ 0
11 i like you logic and your 'about me'
20waffleater10 0
give him a blumpkin
lovelyliz916 5
Miss. Piggy :D
20waffleater10 0
ribs? I love ribs!
iltby 3
I'm truly not seeing the problem here.