Today, during our date, I burst into tears like a nutjob because out of the 10 or so guys I’ve gone out with since I turned 17, literally none of them have been as nice to me as this one has. I got so emotional, we had to leave because of everyone staring at us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a really nice guy and, of course, when there was an awkward silence, I started talking and realized too late that I was running through my usual complaints about my worthless baby daddies. He asked how many and I said three, and he left without a word. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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missedhighfivemakessad 4
Trying to figure out if YDI can be used in a positive way here. You deserve happiness so take it. Sorry you were embarrassed.
Anderling 33
Honey, there are billions of men out there and you have your whole life ahead of you. Give yourself time to find someone who treats you well. Wait a bit longer until your dating pool has matured.
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missedhighfivemakessad 4
Trying to figure out if YDI can be used in a positive way here. You deserve happiness so take it. Sorry you were embarrassed.
RichardPencil 32
If you're 18, this would be weird. On the other hand, if you're 56, things would make a lot more sense. I wonder if your date thinks you have the mental stability to bang.
Anderling 33
Honey, there are billions of men out there and you have your whole life ahead of you. Give yourself time to find someone who treats you well. Wait a bit longer until your dating pool has matured.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Re-read the FML. We have no idea how old OP is, just that they've gone out with 10 guys who treated them badly since turning 17. A couple of husbands or long-term boyfriends could add a decade or two.