Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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jacketfootball 0
he was trying to be nice, you don't need to put it on fml.
oboewhore_xD 6
Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML. No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(
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2Low 0
Totally your fault for even bringing it up so YDI.. there's no reason for complaining about your weight or as you put it.. "obsessing"... Join a gym, most memberships come with personal trainer services.. i've seen people lose 30-50 lbs over a summer
imakemlaff 3
was Abe Lincoln honest?
perdix 31
I don't know, can I save 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO?
sam_08_fml 0
Its "15% or more on car insurance" lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You "could save up to 15% or more": meaning "there's a possibility that you might save less than, equal to, or over 15%" You could plug any random # into that wording and it's not false advertising, because you've got all bases covered! Woohoo! By buying my product you could save up to 29362981529% or more! Anyone interested?
perdix 31
sam_08, If I missed the "or more" part, then their advertising isn't all that damned effective, is it? When I hear a GEICO commercial, I console myself that at least I am not listening to one of those idiotic "What's in you wallet?" ads. The very first one was great, but that is when that concept jumped the shark. Who the hell ever heard of British Vikings?
jdx65 0
wow. don't be so self conscious. do u want him to lie to u?
vinylcat 0
that's why women shouldn't bitch about their weight to men. let's not make the same mistake again shall we?
LongLongWay 0
o noez my boyfriend doesn't call me superskinny
bigbadtim 7
If you think you're fat, don't tell us, just get your ass to the gym.
boticelli_fml 0
win. totally won.
LD21tex 0
so go work out, geeze
nickharbut 6
total doucher. that's a wake up call for you to dump his ass and find somebody was better.
KatyB_fml 0
for being honest? he was actually giving her a compliment by telling her she wasn't as huge as she thought she was.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for dating someone who will lie to make you feel better, for being self-conscious about your ginormous fatness, and mostly for being a disgusting lardo in the first place! Stop stuffing your gaping maw with fast food, start eating clean, wholesome food, and start doing some cardio, Chubs McObesity!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Get a sense of humour, dude. Seriously.
yummy_mummy 0
I would of slapped him