Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
penisface69 tells us more.
penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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IshitCAKES 0
I dont see how that would be awkward at all.. it seems normal?
Telcontar14 0
omg, that moron is WAY messed up. FYL
sammmmb 0
wow, that guys a jerk. forget about him. he wasn't worth your time hun. :)
meepmeep_fml 0
62, did you take a peek at their username? you dont have to be afraid of the gay, it's not contagious.
college_stories 0
This is FML material? I think not.
SPQR_fml 0
Lol, a guy with a sense of humor.
k1o2a3l4a5 0
#24 hahahaha
lol_Epic_Fail 0
So what's the problem?
anonymousssss_fml 3
wow forget him! please! find someone who will appriciate who you are.
breaksprinter_ 0
so you are "fuckable" but not "dateable"? well, you have to be somewhat attractive for him to consider ******* you. so at least you know you're not ugly.