Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
MKLVFKWR 0
WTF! OH HAAAAIIL NO! These are the kind of guys you DON'T talk to. What a jerk!
Fnukk 0
What an excellent response!
squigglyshark 0
I thinks it's a joke.
SARAH_SEXY 0
that was hot to ask
whiteblackman 0
honestly, u shuld be happy he didnt string u along pretending like he likes u just to **** u. and then kick u out of his bed or sumthin and be like this one fml i saw where a song finished and he told the girl "u and tht song both got played. get out of my bed." be thankul lol. btw the guy in tht other fml is hilarious, altho ****** up.
I_iz_epic 0
I fail to see what the problem is here.
happycloud_fml 0
How awesome.
bpamphsfootball 0
can't say he didn't try those are some balls he has
LTMcleod 0
keeper yo
kekelala3 0
Why would it be awkward and our single?