Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
RedBlueGreenDot 0
I'm sorry but that's hilarious.
mrjams96 0
people like that make me offended to be male. on behalf of the "less retarded" males of the world, i'd like to appologise
Sexi_Lady___ 0
He sounds like my kind of guy :)
quietgirl 0
wow. I wish all guys were that straight forward.
Blinzer 0
on behalf of the "most retarded" males of the world, i would like to apologize for the lesser retard above me apologizing, i can bet 5 bucks he was just joking
Aleister_Grey 0
that would be men for u.... xD im almost embarrassed to be the same species let alone same gender -.-, altho he might have been joking?
BigRedMachine 0
hahahah that guy knows what the deal is. he could smell the desperation on you from a mile away. stop trying so hard and "love" will find you. GL FYL
sleepiestzombie 0
I hope you said yes.
thisisamber17 0
why not haha
jsmith1199 4
dont say f your life.. its what you wanted anyway stop pretending