Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
lepontneuf 0
what's wrong with that? sounds like a hot time and HARDLY a **** My Life. It's funny, but not an FML. yeah - who is moderating these?
FML_N_ATL 0
So did you take him up on his offer? sounds like a good plan to me....
tdawgheath 0
So you get to ****...what's the problem?
spaektor 0
same as #56 - what's the problem? this isn't an FML. in fact, there should be an option to vote "THIS IS NOT AN FML"
im4evaonyomind 0
Oh I get it, FML was your response to him right before ya'll got it on? yea we definately need a "THIS IS NOT AN FML" button or something. and oh yea still missing the awkwardness, and if that was his idea of a joke then he's got a crap sense of humor. It jus wasn't funny.
nodbor 11
that's being straight and to the point.
Danieeru 0
What's your problem #15? Not every FML is like, your boyfriend dumping you over a text message. They're not all the same level of bad things happening to people.
brittbrittT 0
i say go for it.
fatty08 0
been there
RiChY_BaBy08 0
wow... I might have to try that to see the reaction in person. maybe it'll go smoother if I say hump or smack instead of the F bomb, easier on the ears...