Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
girlypie 0
Hmm well i could be your girlfriend, I promise I can make any woman scream my name in bed... even if they're not into other girls. Ohh well just saying ;)
a1c1od21do 0
username: penisface? doubt any sane chick would make that her profile name. fake.
Alphonsuuuu 0
*facepalm* OP is a gay guy.
inwardheelcrooks 0
lol isnt this a good thing...kindof
heyyheyy222 0
this is not an fml. thats like a yay im lucky
mysecondskin 0
#39: yeah one of my roommates was complaining a few days ago about how she "always likes the assholes, but once theyre nice im just not attracted to them anymore!!" imagine that in a whiiiney voice. it was really obnoxious. anyway im dating a rather nerdy guy and he's the best ever!
Emwo 0
**** yeah, honesty?
RK5000 0
He really skipped ahead to the punchline. Charming.
mutant_zebra 0
So what?
RespondomaticMan 0
Response to #90; **** yeah! Honesty!
DigitalShoelaces 0
whats wrong with that? get some!!!