Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
Brokenman 0
How is that an FML? thats a win. hahaha
Tsukasa_fml 0
#39, A-FREAKIN-MEN.
penisface69 17
I am gay. and he meant it would be awkward to go out with me, but he'd still **** me if i wanted. meaning im not good for anything besides sex.
taintedtruffle 42
*hug* I'm sure you're good for plenty of things - don't let ass holes like him get you down
allseeingeye 0
So what's the problem?
FoxFire_fml 0
what a fuckn pig! im a guy and i hate these type of dudes...i really do!y does every1 think "guys only think about sex?" idont! but this guy makes the statement true...what an ass
Eiotlrd 0
I bet he got laid for the first time and he thinks he's the sh1t now. What a loser.
Antonio718 0
Lmfao @ 8!!! Either that or she...you know likes the protein shot
Nakedsquirrel 5
Spontaneously telling someone you're single is a good way to get not only an awkward response but an insulting one. Not sure what he meant by awkward either. Your looks, or that he was taken, what?
penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
Esmeline 0
Jerk D: