Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
penisface69 tells us more.
penisface69 17
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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hahayou12345 0
Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
cRAYzed 0
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.
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Comments (152)
alexthecutie 0
why didn't you **** him
marquisrs 0
Fag
Kyto7884 0
OP probably a **** guy. not hetero
ninjalope 0
awwwww that's so sweet you should get him some uranium and make him eat it it's delicious
killedmyteacher 0
so what the **** is the problem here? so what? it would be a bit awkward, do you want to or not? and your life is ****** cause you had an awkward moment? your a dumbass, this was the stupidest FML ever!
TylerOMFG 7
Yeah, he is gay. The fact his username is "penisface69" then look at the gender symbol.
Z33F 2
Hope u didn't
rallen719 3
Guys, OP is gay and the "cute guy" is straight.
Sally2dicks21 8
Now that's my kind of guy! ;D
crharding 18
YDI for calling yourself "penisface69."