Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, at work while everyone else was at lunch, my boss's sister-in-law called. Realizing I was manning the phones alone, she immediately asked, "Oh, is everyone of importance gone to lunch?" FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
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Top comments
arano 29
I feel like that's something you shouldn't have to check for your sister... FLY, OP. Especially if you're a guy.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Well... Did she?
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Comments (42)
The_Avatar 22
Ahhhh in florida too? Haha it definitely matches the stereotype
R2Y2 22
That isn't Florida, bud.
MaT30123 19
Yes, it was…
R2Y2 22
Alabama much? You do realize I'm talking about the origin of the stereotype and not the FML right?
heavenlyassbutt 11
Is your last name Lannister? If so he should understand.
Shmatterhorn 38
I'm hoping that your boss sees that you are good at multitasking.
neuronerd 29
I'm not sure how you could check it in any way she wouldn't be able to, unless you're a gynecologist, and in that case, your boss would be used to it.
moocowmilk0 19
your relationship with your sister is better than a lot of people :D
TokioCore 17
Yeast infections are so common on this site yet Im so afraid of googling them.
redscarf_fml 8
Speakerphone on your end wouldn't make a difference?
Mixed_steel 23
Dammit Florida! XD
MissBehavin77 18
I'm hoping she said that just as a joke and wasn't actually serious! Fyl though for the awkwardness.
shady914 14
**** your sisters life! That would be so embarrassing for her, I can imagine.