Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo." It went on for around half an hour. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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mpj13 8
I don't think she's your Skype
lainzilla 14
I'm not sure I see the problem here.
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Comments (71)
RedPillSucks 33
So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive.
desireev 18
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desireev 18
I couldn't take it any longer! LORD, I was crazy when the feelin' came upon me like a tidal wave. I started swearin' to my God and on my Mothers grave I'd love you to the end of time! I swore I'd love you till the end of time! So now I'm prayin' for the end of time...
desireev 18
Dearest Mods, Please delete this comment and my comment numbered 38 please! I have no clue why it does that! It will only post one letter... But pweeeeez delete it! Pweeeeez!!! Love, desireev
French_Toast_fml 3
I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do I'm praying for the end of time So I can end my time with you
thatsuxslol 3
Well atleast she ddnt just say thank you.
ThecomingofTan 9
Tell her that you plan to rob every department store within a 50 mile radius to prove your devotion to her and to support you two in the future, that should change her mind....
downtime 13
Or just confuse the ever living shit out of her...
lionandthelamb61 9
Wow....just, wow. I had to re-read that comment a few times to make sure I wasn't missing something......wow.
blackvyper 8
There can be only one.
SexyQueen0905 24
Wrong song. That's "A Kind of Magic".
dbt88 15
Or "Gimme the Prize (Kurgan's Theme)"
SexyQueen0905 24
The only reason I'm even commenting is because I love Queen!
loufol22 5
Ouch
benjaminvondamn 7
How old are you? Forever and ever and a day?! Bore off.
anilorak622 8
The song seems daunting but is redeemed by: "but touch my tears with your lips, touch my world with your fingertips, and we can have forever, and we can love forever; forever is our today" I always found it a hopeful love song. Just IMO
ThatGuyRory 9
I had the lead role in my School's production of 'We Will Rock You,' and specifically due to this song, the female lead and i got together. So your girlfriend singing that song isn't all bad. :)
PoeSlayer 0
Great song