Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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mpj13 8
I don't think she's your Skype
lainzilla 14
I'm not sure I see the problem here.
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Comments (71)
digressions 13
Would you have prefered it if she had responded by singing Rick Astley's "Together Forever"?
KrayKrayGurl117 7
??? Dont know what to say about that...
LMA0 5
Saying nothing is always an option.
tennisrapper1 14
I bet you want to live forever OP. :)
ElricMustang 23
*Deletes Skype account*
ipwnallmen 10
Gotta admit, that's brilliant. xD should've retorted with : Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you.. and so on and so forth.
Cruewhore 5
Great song though
Dcm210 19
did she have bad singing skills.
Nikkisha16 0
Ouch. That's basically saying she'd rather die than be with you forever. Wow.
Mr25_fml 14
The most discreet way of telling someone their relationship has an expiration date
taerts 9
That doesn't mean that she doesn't love you right now!