Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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deshypothequiez 0
you should feel flattered and then have sex with him duh
flouder92 0
Gay or straight, the penis does what the penis does.
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Comments (95)
Dreamworld_fml 0
Oh please that is so freakin stupid. Just cuz you are a guy doesnt mean that every **** is gonna be turned on by you. Thats like saying a room full of women who happen to all be straight are gonna be turned on by you. Everybody has standards and types DUH!
jmoose311 3
#26 Excuse me, but every time I enter a room, every female IS turned on by me, so you just proved MY point.
bubbles94 0
effing thinks he's a hotshot...
fonzie1808 0
eew...are you using this comment to compensate for your small penis?
kheartz 0
^^^ hahaha made my day!!
Lunasis 14
are you using your insults to compensate for your stupidity?
febag 0
Gay's are so gay. You should have told him that you don't want to have sex with him. Now its to late. Hope your ass is fine
SexyQueen0905 24
Your username should be Dbag.
Lunasis 14
you.. are one braindead little man
laughingman 0
fml on me iPhone dosent say if your a man or a woman lol
Alexander22 0
the person is a guy
manmoosewaffel 0
i dont have a problem with gay people. but that shit would wierd me out.
sven25 0
i think he might like you. Congrats! :)
sven25 0
Yay for gay!
geniusdog254 0
@ #24 yea exactly! I thought I was the only one who realized that lol. When guys do hug its always just in the shoulders, the hips stay WAYYY back from each other lol
cdfk_fml 0
sexy... it is funnier when you have a boner and hug a girl that knows you are gay.
Muchomastrbation 0
I'm here I'm queer! That's amazing. It was probably embarassing for him too though. I'm gay and I always get embarassed when I get aroused by one of my straight friends, even if they can't see my bulge or whatever. I just don't want to be attracted to my straight friends, so I always feel retarded when I do.
BoyPride 0
I kno wat u mean!!
Shaylaa 0
Well maybe you just made him happy