Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Not a geography major
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Slipping up
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Geography lessons
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Should have just told her Canada. And Alaska is Cold America while Hawaii is Hot America.
J352SAURUS 30
Sounds like she doesn't have much up north.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Should have just told her Canada. And Alaska is Cold America while Hawaii is Hot America.
J352SAURUS 30
Sounds like she doesn't have much up north.
Qandol 26
Once a guy told me that isn't Germany next to Texas, and said that isn't far at all cuz I told him I have been to Germany. So no surprise when she asked you where is North America. I feel your pain.
almost_there44 26
I'm honestly hoping she was kidding. But knowing how and uninformed some of the younger generation is, I wouldn't be surprised at all. People still don't know that Africa is not a country.
RichardPencil 32
Did she follow up by asking if she's going to have to pay to build the wall between North America and President Trump's America?
rattyrayvn 21
It's a little bit higher up than South America.
icekingz 7
Lol at people hitting the "that could have happened to me" button, I would sure hope not.
Minimac11 3
What age group do you teach?
isabellam0426 18
I teach the 8th grade.
alainopotato 20
Someone once asked me where in Paris England was. It's surprisingly easy to get through life with no geographical awareness.
DonPandon 15
She only knows about 'murica