BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Till We Pass Out
Halifax, United Kingdom
Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
B-ran
France
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
pooplife
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
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pulse18 2
whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
spaz617 0
Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
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Comments (122)
traze 7
May I ask why you think that of me?
nucky_fml 5
I'll take a guess and say it was because of your previous statement
traze 7
Ahhh...That doesn't really give the reason for the assumption of calling me a dumb ass, so yeah hop off your ***** and shut the **** up if you don't have the answer.
CateXOX 0
I thought you would just suggest using your state of the art ***** "x3000", or whatever it's called.
CateXOX 0
42- It's because you couldn't tell that 15 was being sarcastic.
sweetangelgal 3
wow, not good lol that must have been a huge load of shit lmao
yohooooooo 5
That sounds like a shitty situation.
Wandering_Ninja 8
You must have had a shitty time.
ospeltz1 0
it's like scrubs
jbabe05 0
hey you should be more careful... Elvis shit himself to death cuz he pushed too hard... cool it out or take somes stool softener... peace!