BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Till We Pass Out
Halifax, United Kingdom
Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
B-ran
France
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
pooplife
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
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pulse18 2
whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
spaz617 0
Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
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Comments (122)
CitrusGirl 0
Go chug a gallon of prune juice and try again!
rawrinbear 0
.....
iLazy 0
One prescription.... Laxatives.
SteelCladAngel 0
laxatives are purchased over the counter an it's healthier to just buy a box of grapenuts or other high fiber cereal
Eggcalm 0
Honestly I laugh . The first time
sweet_blasphemy 2
dude. fiber.
Maggot123 0
It's called vasovagal syncope. It happens.
ifiwere 0
haha! my thoughts exactly... someone went vagal....
ronniev1990 0
thats just ****** nasty
khaya 9
Is dump slang for anal rape, cause that has got to suck, go to your happy place or pass out. Good choice.
salsalover_12 5
LOL
YayorNay 8
Great story to tell your grand kids.
0opsie 6
Fiber One. Cardboard no. Consciousness yes.
livin_plur 0
win
benderbot19 0
a food baby did.
traze 7
Seriously, you into scat or whatever the **** it's called? Bet you like two girls one cup.