mac_miller55
Lansdowne, United States
Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10
Well you're obviously meant to be together.
PuffDaddy395 3
That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.
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alig203 5
At least it was his leg and not something else.. But still My heart goes out to you op..
alig203 5
Probably should've read the previous comments; sorry for being repetitive.
johnnyboy7 5
Too bad you didn't stroke my leg... :/
perdix 31
C'mon, you tease! You started the hand job, now finish it! You know, there's nothing we creepy old men love more than the hand job!
br0ccoli 15
Every smile means he's doing you dirty while in the pool and simultaneously swimming laps...like a dolphin. Try THAT Phelps!
worldclassrager 41
hope nothing creepy happens in the locker room scary movie/sex drive...
hannahboo15 1
herbert the pervert sighting at the local pool!
gbengusoluks 3
Never mind i'll find someone like you...
rockurheart 9
LOOOOOLLLLL
Niverial 1
Lmao FYL OP. you probably made his year. Hopefully he won't start stalking you now hoping for more
HellisMyLife 0
Creeper :( I've had a 50 year old hitting on me when I was drunk he tried getting me to do "things" I so understand
phatdaddy62 23
And I've got a 26 year old hitting on me. She wants me to "do things.". I know how you feel.