mac_miller55
Lansdowne, United States
Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10
Well you're obviously meant to be together.
PuffDaddy395 3
That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.
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dsl1123 8
If your a guy or underage male or female then he has to be a perv !
hateevryone 15
He probably thought you were coming on to him.
icychill10_fml 6
I accidentally squeezed my friends ass coming out the water. luckily he shrugged it off.
sidkenney 0
Like that one guy in family guy!!
mac_miller55 2
Herbert the pervert
PuffDaddy395 3
Hey guess what? **** you, that's what.
PuffDaddy395 3
Hey guess what? **** you, that's what.
PvPNationSAAAN 0
Mac Miller is awesome. Hehe
Blahblah9921 4
all i got to say is creppy! * shivers*
xRezSynn 15
Fate.