mac_miller55
Lansdowne, United States
Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10
Well you're obviously meant to be together.
PuffDaddy395 3
That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.
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Comments (116)
KingCeltic77 18
Age is just a number. Don't let it stand in the way of your love.
zyzy92 8
Yeah, and prison is just a room!
phatdaddy62 23
With a frisky roommate!
janerose21 3
Gooood times unfortunately for him more !!
jarmezzz 2
You are the one who creepily touched his leg first . . I don't blame him.
Coldinside 12
Agreed. She probably made his day, no his year lol.
the_blind_wonder 1
Suck on those well-seasoned nuts!!! Lol!!!
pandabear125 0
no not lol
coolbrony12 3
Call the cops on your so called, "friends".
LappDance 16
And what exactly would (s)he say to the police?
Bigmoneyshotz 0
At least it was just his leg you stroked!
rockerlove2013 6
Awwwww love at first sight
reject214 10
At least you didn't stroke something else!
makeupjunkie 5
HA.
dirton89 7
Ya like Popsicles?? ;) lol