Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, my parents canceled our trip to Greece because my siblings were being brats. When I tried to point out that I wasn't doing anything, they just shrugged and said, "Sorry honey." FML
Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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dontlookman 20
Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.
juicy_extasy 25
Get new, real friends
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Comments (98)
lvg_fml 10
Turn them in to the police. Get an alarm. I hope you're health gets better so you can take that trip to Italy.
Sheepies123 6
Why is everyone on this app so sensitive like a guy gives he plausible reason to why someone deserves it and all the sudden 50 downvotes.
leogachi 15
@66 I haven't read a single valid reason for why OP deserved to have his television stolen.
Dominus101 20
That's Absolutely horrible OP, they were Never true friends at all, Hope you contacted the police and had them arrested, going forward you need to be a better judgment of character before calling one friend
andrmac 25
With friends like that who needs enemies!
soulreaper12296 28
Well hopefully your "friends" are now talking to the cops.
AcieMcG 21
They were just making sure your electricity wouldn't be used up while you were gone :)
Dcm210 19
Shoot now ask questions later. Of course shoot them in the leg or something. Don't wanna kill them. Make sure they remember the experience :)
takeittoem 8
I hope you pressed charges, OP.
Witchylady 18
That's terrible. I guess they Re no longer your friends. So what happened when you caught them in the act ?
snarkytruth 37
Hopefully your "friends" are making new friends in jail right now.