Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, my parents canceled our trip to Greece because my siblings were being brats. When I tried to point out that I wasn't doing anything, they just shrugged and said, "Sorry honey." FML
Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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dontlookman 20
Your "friends" are not your friends. Hopefully they didn't steal any bail money in anticipation for their arrest.
juicy_extasy 25
Get new, real friends
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Comments (98)
doge_ram 16
Did they have a key or did they legit break in. if they did u should press charges
trucker2 33
Either way walking off with my tv calls for hASS beating, key or no key.
soulreaper12296 28
Doesn't matter if they have a key. They still entered without OP's permission.
BstMode 14
I hope they got what they deserved, either a meeting with a Louisville slugger or with the cops, or hey, why not both?
jqmalang 17
Your "friends"? Dude, they should of been your ex-friends before you even had time to write this FML.
rivaraven 35
That's why the word is in quotation marks. They are so—called friends.
RabidLimaBeans 16
Should *have*
whatarethisss 23
Everything happenes for a reason. Good thing you cancelled.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Really hope you're okay OP!! Don't think your friends were acting very friendly there. I wouldn't rush into any decisions, but I think that a serious discussion is due..
ShowMeKay 20
Screw having discussions, report them to the police.
SecundusSecunda 27
The only discussion worth having is with the police to arrest those thieves.
liv1222 29
They are not your friends at all. I don't wanna be the "sue them" person, but definitely press charges if they caused any damage or harm to anything.
Tripartita 45
I hate it when my friends go on vacation and leave me to steal their stuff. If they were considerate, they'd hire somebody else to do the thievery before they leave.
isaak_sanchez 18
Did you call the cops
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You should unplug your friends.
worldclassrager 41
Good thing you didn't leave....time to change your locks or always check them along with the windows