Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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zapzapp 0
awww. do you need a virtual hug?
unfortunate_13 5
be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!
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Comments (75)
guppy40000 0
now you know he is a pig and your neighbors a **** its win win for you.
savvy_suzy 0
Eh, whatever. Looks like you may not get an STI thanks to the local man-****. Why is this an FML again? You want to put out? Lots of guys looking for a free slit/hole. Either that or you could go next door and become the new building threesome. Whatever you fancy really...
Gorillaheadlok 0
Well that's good of you think about it
XxKyttixX 0
lol what a slutty neighborhood.
iHateThisLife 10
just b happy u know u he really is like and that ur not another notch on his bed post.
fiveonefiveoh 0
damn, that dude gets all the girls! don't worry, I'll get Ur turn next time
hellomynameisnam 0
that sucks
twat_luva 0
look at the bright side at least he wasn't sleeping with the man next door
thebigslim 13
A typical guy will look at options when it comes to women (unfortunately,) he must have weighed it in that this girl was gonna put out and wasn't sure if you would..... personally I believe it is better that you didn't hook up with this guy.
agigantorllama 0
...I guess that means you're next!