Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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zapzapp 0
awww. do you need a virtual hug?
unfortunate_13 5
be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!
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Comments (75)
losanimal 2
i bet if you went over an joined in he wouldnt stand u up anymore....see you just gotta use your goods. do like us guys we think with our dick not with our brain....
co11boii 0
damn 1- yur kute
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
that's shitty.
Gadgetlover 0
Don't worry you are next, as soon as he is done with this one.
mtosh99 1
anyone else thinking don't shit where you eat?
lunkness_monster 0
Better her than you, I'm sure it was a rape. :)
michael256341859 0
u can do it wit me my number is2563418590
ultra_notorious 26
Damn that hurts. I'm sure it means that you're not as easy as that other ho!
awesomelikethat 0
Creeper indeed! Get a life!!!
out_of_cares 4
This is actually the OP, and yeah guy turned out to be a total tool, was upset at first until I actually got to know him, really glad I actually dodged that bullet. Also, the reason I could hear them is because it was super cheap student housing with paper thin walls and her apartment/ bedroom was right on the other side of my wall.