Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
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armybarbie 1
report him? idk sucks to be you.
juliaaalove 8
#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!
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Comments (151)
Brittneyyyy 7
I'd throw the coffee in his face but that's just me.
offroadin210 0
Talk to your athletics director, or principal.
bigwill07 0
sounds like your the coaches bitch...grow sum balls. the only reason i didnt start in 6 years of football was because i had a dislocated vertebrae. and i still got a sack and interception
bigwill07 0
at d-end haha
jkwanx88x 0
throw poop at him.. nah just kidding just slap him really really hard
jonan1212 5
lol
jumanji17 0
Dang, that sucks.
derek208 0
i wouldve punched that ****** in the face
dealerdon 0
sounds like u pissed off the couch I say ydi
perdix 31
The good news is that you weren't benched for being three minutes late. The bad news is you were benched for becoming fat and slow by stuffing yourself over the holidays. The coach decided that he might as well use you as his errand girl, and had the taste and decency to not subject your team's fans the spectacle of your ginormous ass and pasty thighs jigging on court.