Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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MoonyIce 0
Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.
asdfghjkkl 0
Fashion Police
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Comments (143)
FinnGirl12 2
This is definitely an MLIA, not an FML.
jacobwhatwhat 0
sounds like a good cop...not a douche
IkkeNS123 0
I dont care if its an FML or not, these things make me laugh, so i wont complain (:
neon_shoes 0
OP means orignal poster. So that means limecat (the username) is the OP. It took me a while to figure that out too haha.
IkkeNS123 0
& what does OP mean? :-P
neon_shoes 0
OP means orignal poster. So that means limecat (the username) is the OP. It took me a while to figure that out too haha. Sorry, the comment that I put above was meant to be a reply to this one. When I went to edit it, my time had already expired to edit it. Sorry, once again.
IkkeNS123 0
Thanks :D
fuckingshitt343 0
dude i've done that so many times? at least the cop was nice enough to tell you. i started reading this and thought he was going to like arrest you or something. not tell you that you left a sticker on your pants.
LolSarcasm 14
Well, at least he was nice enough to inform you. Though, that was a little creepy of him. But still nice.
falling_over 0
Why is this an FML? A cop stopped to tell you. Thats so nice of him, he could have ignored you. Worse case scenario, you walk the whole day with a sticker on your leg. I've done that on jeans, shirts, coats, a hundred times. Thats not an FML on its own, and it didn't even happen. What idiot moderator put this one through?
beethoven_fml 0
Lmao he rocks
lexxiii 17
This really isn't an FML. It's common to forget the sticker is on your jeans. It's not horribly embarrasing or anything...
screaming_butter 0
Where's a who cares button when you need it?
shamille 5
here you go _____ | who | |cares| ----- punch in. watch that shit not work at ALL
NGM_47 0
Here's your button: http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu8/RandomPictures47/Sequence1.png Copy/Paste that^^^ It's a real button :D