Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
MoonyIce 0
Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.
asdfghjkkl 0
Fashion Police
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Comments (143)
d15c0d4v5 0
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/officer-down/
hahathatsux 0
i can't believe it.....there's a nice cop somewhere out there and in California no less i will make it my life's goal to kill him so we can continue bashing all cops for being douches
netfreak 0
haha :)
prettybadfuckup 0
WIN.
yohaun12 3
nice.... win
youEQUALtosser 0
At least he told you. I really don't see how this is a FML.
invisibledamage 2
...and?
kukopia 0
+1 This would be a Meh If there was a Meh button But there isn't So no vote what-so-ever
asdfghjkkl 0
Fashion Police
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
ULTIMATE WIN!!! XD
mark11 0
you are complaining about a sticker on your pants???
somefacts 0
This belongs on MLIA.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
At least the cop was checking you out. Probably the only reason he noticed the sticker in the first place. Oh, I'm sorry. The judges just informed me the OP is actually a guy disguised as a woman.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha I had to read it a few times to get it. Seriously, this isn't an FML. Quit your bitching!
painthatimuseto 0
Depends really doesn't it. If she was coming back from being out all night and no-one told her till she was coming home and the cop told her, it's pretty much FML. Don't you think?