Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.
DocBastard 40
blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.
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kirbeaar 19
You're complaining when you didn't get in any trouble whatsoever, that's just silly. Just go buy some more.
Angelrose2004 17
Come on now.. I had 2 officers looking to take me to jail and pull my license for what they thought was marijuana shakes. It turned out to be crumbs from some spice cake I had in my car. You got extremely lucky, OP. I'm not effin your life.
JediScum 1
I see what you did there ^_^
immaMonsta 8
YDI for smoking weed. Or, if you don't smoke it at all and just so happened to have it on you, then YDI for possessing it.
Unlucky_Gun 0
OP might even sell it. So there's another reason to vote YDI
cc_the_beast 6
Until you change your profile pic you have zero credibility on the 'weed is bad' team
NiceOldMan 11
This obviously isn't meant to be a complaint, guys. Of course, the OP would feel happy he didn't get legal consequences. It's just meant to be a funny situation where the writer got ****** (even though it is clearly miniscule compared to what could have happened). And I think it's a little immature to condemn someone for smoking weed. It's not harmless, but people make it seem so much worse than it is.
cc_the_beast 6
What a nice old man!
alexicanaaa 7
Or he took it like he should've and let you go as a warning. Weed is stupid.
lea3829 7
why didnt u do a citizens arrest?the cop would be in more trouble than you
Angelrose2004 17
Please tell me you were joking... How would OP have any grounds to arrest a cop???
izackthegreat 1
And the cop could still get OP for possession...
Ins0mau 20
That's how you'd thank a cop for doing you a favour?
Llama_Face89 34
Dude why the hell are you complaining? Would you rather have been arrested?
BobbieH 19
You did get legally mugged! FYL! I have several friends that are cops; they always have the best stash, always confiscated goods.
JimmyDevotion 4
I'm not voting on this one. I don't think YDI, but its certainly not FML because it could have been a lot worse. You just lost a bag of weed. Come back if the cop stalks you and takes your weed repeatedly.