Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
nomorealcoholeva tells us more.
Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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rebelbelle 17
sounds like drunk you is pretty smart
logic368 8
Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...
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wrenavery90 12
I'm curious as to how drunk you got home. Did you drive?