Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Jorgina226
United States
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
wearingshorts
United States
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
xsnqw
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
dumpedfornoreason
Normal, United States
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
asdfghjkl
United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
WearingSomethingStringy
Cranston, United States
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Anonymous
Hummelstown, United States
A lot going on
Today, I found all of my underwear frozen in my freezer. I put my underwear in the washer before I left for work. I then put them in the dryer. I woke up and tried to put them on several times thinking I was missing the pant holes. I finally turned on the lights to see that each leg hole was sewn shut, all of them. FML
Seamstressed
Italy
It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
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1Tsk 0
You sir, are pathetic
fleshandfantasy 0
at least you'll always know they're yours?
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lakita_lover 0
If you have that much free time and that's the most creative use for it you can come up with, it's your own fault.
mcwildcat8230 0
I think its funny, good work
keaweb 0
What kind of idiot sews his name into his own underwear? Maybe u should go out and try to get a gf
NoobHat 6
This is not an FML. This not even worth a YDI because being bored happens to EVERYONE.
xoconnie 8
FYL, because you know how to sew. lmfao and thats just pathetic, go outside, hang out with friends.....dont sew ur name into ur underwear. hahahaha
xclegend613 0
wow if you were that ******* bored you should've watched **** and beat the bread loaf
misspeg 0
ugh...next...!
saphy_fml 0
That's a nice way not to loose ur underwear anymore when u have to share the laundry room (or a sex buddy). I have too much to do... anyone wanna help ^^ ???
BlueberryPies 0
Some people will post any worthless bullshit on this site, just so they can say they have a post on FMYLIFE.com. A good FML is a situation in which circumstances beyond your control force you into a hilarious, unfortunate, and maddening scenario. If your biggest "F my life!" moment is a little underwear-related arts & crafts, then you're doing really really well for yourself, & perhaps should be grateful that you have no real problems.
Intoxicunt 6
I do! Omnomnom.
Devikarawr 0
Dude chill, this isn't like the website to end all worlds you know. there is room on the web for a laugh once in while. Calm it.
shootingstar8D 0
hahaha :P