Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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xStevieKingsleyx 12
YDI - why would you flush them down the toilet? That's stupid and bad in so many ways.
Welshite 40
Few things make me laugh. Kids trying to go behind their parents' backs and getting embarrassed in the process is one of them.
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Comments (109)
robertmil90 10
damn
poisongirl708 11
I think you got what deserved. Do you even know that that stunt ***** up the toilet? Don't flush your tampons down the toilet dumbass.
obeykaitlyn 25
but you're supposed to flush tampons down the toilet. unless it's the plastic part
NWO666 15
YDI for skyping, and flushing a tampon down the toilet.
Cemetery87 10
you deserved it for flushing your tampons. Anyone who says this is an ok thing to do is stupid and ignorant. Unlike natural human waste and toilet paper, tampons are way stronger and don't break down as easily. All it takes is one getting stuck to have a problem which would lead to a few grand in repairs. Your mom should have punished you more for being so stupid.
TheArianaJean 3
Well you are an idiot for flushing your tampons, that's really bad for the plumbing
Tripitaka 21
So many YDI because of tampons, and very few about what was actually the point of FML :D
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm a guy, and even I know you're not suppose to flush those things.
iraisadumbass 14
Is nobody going to comment on why any parent wouldn't allow their teenager to Skype at night?? I mean, I understand not being allowed out past a certain hour, but not being allowed to Skype? As long as they're quiet, I don't see the problem with talking to people at night...