Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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g3rusz 6
Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to **** him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!
Mx_Rider 6
move on find some one better, **** that **** :D
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Comments (62)
toink 0
"It was a picture of my girlfriend. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE HIM! FML"
borabora1991 0
wow f your life. im sorry that happened! :(
Skull_300 0
Eye for an eye....Now go Bang one of her friends! Then try to stop her from "accidently" falling down the steps. **** that Bitch!
KylesGirl52 0
Oh my XD hahaha
movies12 0
OP do exactly what #6 said.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I'm that girl O_____O
dent91 0
???????????? u r that girl O.o **** ur life
mat4844 0
Eskimo brothers!
Sixpakastan 0
**** I said I was sorry.
KezPez 0
Hoe for sho
waterynuggets 0
That one girl looked like she was hurtin' for a squirtin
ladiesman14 0
when are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's.
fmfs 0
hey#34, that's not fair for the girls who are not virgins.. some girls lose it to their boyfriend, with whom they later get married, does that make them a ****? other girls give it to their boyfriend of many years and then, for some reason, they break up. does that still makes them a ****? the point is, a non virgin does not equal to a ****. a **** is a girl who sleeps around with everyone she sees. yet, a girl who gave up her virginity not necessarily goes around sleeping with everyone. just because u lost ur virginity to a girl who wasnt virgin and later found out she was a ****, doesnt mean that every girl who's not a virgin is a ****. plus, u can act like a **** without giving up ur virginity.
whoismgmt 0
"When are guys going to realize that girls who arent virgins are ho's."... Yet your name is ladies man... Isn't that quite ironic and stupid of you to say that your a ladies man, therefore you probably like to chase after girls with the eventual goal of having sex with them yet you think that if they are not virgins they are "ho's" Doesn't that by your theory - and you are a woman because you are such a fanny you must be one - a "ho" aswell? Go **** your self - Nice photo by the way you loser
ladiesman14 0
i meant virgin in ALL 3 holes.
whoismgmt 0
Becuase sexual experimentation means a girls a dirty ****... Have you ever seen a pussy before, other than your mothers when you came out of the womb that is...
seanb0y 0
find a better gf next time man.