Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
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lalagirl912 0
aww! I'm sorry
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awwww that sucks!!!
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Comments (52)
bmboente15 0
sucks and first
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Just a silly boy, Livin' in a clumsy world, Tripped for the wrong train, Goin' anywheeerree!
sourgirl101 29
Don't stop believing. I'm going to hold on to that feeling. Umm... I think?
theian01 3
#13, Fission Mailed.
EvilDoll 7
#22 saved 14% or more on his car insurance
StoryOfTheYear 15
I suggest not trying to catch trains, they weigh quite a bit and probably would crush you However I'd like to meet the person throwing it to you O.o
_HeadShot_ 0
29 - WIN :] I laughed so hard I felt a huge pain in my throat
DudeImBetter 0
I always wear shoulder pads whenever I play catch with trains.
RedJester23 6
if ur trying to catch a train , you cant afford to lose track
mamamiaaa_fml 12
35 nice try. no. but nice try. anyways I love trains!! especially at rush hour. all those creeps. getting close. "oh sorry I accidentally touched your butt. haha. so ride the metro often?" or "sorry I'm going to position myself 2 inches from your face" or "I'm crushing you with my body you can probably feel I'm slightly aroused and I have nothing to hold onto except your right boob hope that's not uncomfortable. giggity'
theian01 3
#41, STRANGER DANGER!
RedJester23 6
0.o so you're the creepy old guy who's "texting" while aiming his phone at a bunch of 8 year olds!
lalagirl912 0
aww! I'm sorry
Flammin8 0
karma lol
bedburgular 0
how is it karma. maybe being late for the wrong bus I guess but that's just stupidity
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awwww that sucks!!!
worldclass 0
Unless your shoulder is broken or really damaged.. who cares? be thankful it wasnt your head.
thakiller 0
Stupid
maybaybe 0
shut up
mbeasley14 0
36 is feisty!
Bad_Boy1321 0
O_o
Mylifeskool 0
doesn't suck!
madmadd 0
Thomas the tank engine isn't nice anymore...
DethbyFML 0
well if you weren't drunk.........
princess_ella 0
owwwww is ur shoulder ok????