Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
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dolphincheddar 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
FightingTheStorm 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
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Comments (99)
metallicshadow 16
hey if you were on the ground and saw the train closing its doors you should have reached one of your arms out and scream "noooooooo!!!!"
perdix 31
They probably don't want heavily-armed terrorists getting on board. Sure, pins and needles aren't as menacing as guns and bombs, but it's even scarier that someone would attempt to hijack a train using sewing notions.
chili10 18
lots of people don't travel by trains, where do YOU live?
YummiGummi 0
weakling.
Lights_Out_fml 6
I like trains.
coffeeandcream 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shayton 12
what are pins and needles?
toelie 26
Google could've told you by now.
nlr 9
cramps in the foot
HannahJoButtons 2
sewing things, duh! obviously they were using their foot as a pincushion...
kaykay9080 5
Ew y0u're p00r y0u wait f0r the train.
BaconDave 12
Did the "o" key on your keyboard just die? That would be the only reasonable explanation.
IloveDrive_A 3
His foot was numb