Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
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arikeer 0
omg, that's freakin' disgusting.
sydneyanne 0
awww man that sucks
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Comments (119)
griffener 0
*gets on train* *looks at pretty lady on train* *can't stop looking* *goes to sit down* *heard a -splat-* *smelled a smell* *felt wet pants/shirt* *kept staring at pretty lady* *didn't care about the stink/wetness enough to turn and look* you idiot
Bugatti_Veyron 1
so you didn't feal it all over your back the whole time? it didn't go through your clothes?yea right. FAKE
Ashle1gh 14
It was on the back of her seat, not on the back of her, so I highly doubt she would've felt it.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
wow... if it was on the back of her seat, she would have been sitting on it! retard...
monnanon 14
no on the back as in the the OTHER SIDE, not the backrest of the seat.
Jrook 0
yeah that qualifies as an fml how? I think any idiot could assume that it's ON the op if it's on fml
monnanon 14
ok point taken but it would still be an fml if you were that close to someone elses vomit
Jrook 0
this is true as well lol. point taken
xvolcom893x 0
hahahah enjoy it!
Kee_1992 0
35, thats a milestone!! jk. uh that sucks. pocket febreze would be handy
BlueTwist89 0
Ugh, soooo nasty. I probably would have puked when if I realized I'd been leaning up against puke. Kinda wondering how you missed that. FYL, anyway.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
I thing OP might of b wearing a big jacket or something like it since Im assuming it's cold, I could b wrong but that's the only way I see it happening.
Skankkk 0
Clearly you should have seen it before you sat down..? Loll, unlucky.
ApplePieHead 0
make up a fake superstition... like how if a bird poops on you you'll have good luck... congrats you're gonna get laid!
Euph0ricMisery 2
look where you sit. YDI
darkmis1 18
You didn't see it before you sat down?