Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
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Chfanfiction 0
It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?
someone2love 0
You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!
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user1063 0
That was a little mean of him. But at least now you know what you've avoided.
Pyrbaby 0
Now she knows what SHE has avoided? She was being a creepy stalker! He was well within his rights to do what he did, and there was nothing mean about it.
Undispu7ed 0
I like how people post these "FMLs" like their life is really ****ed. You're the dumbass who deserved it by creeping around like that.
Entity4Infinity 0
uhm if u havent noticed most of these fml's arent fml worthy but then again it could just be embarrasing its more of why did this just happen not now i hate my life it should just be ended. i mean really get over it
RE122 0
if you haven't noticed, there are two voting options. one is "ydi." click it. @OP: don't be nosy/creepy...problem solved
flyingpan8 0
STOP BEING A CREEPER!
deaditegirl 0
YDI for snooping. That's creepy and that guy was awesome for calling you out on it. Try to suck less in the future.
ericalew_xo 0
YDI for being creepy.
geeweefuu 0
HAHAHA, that's hilarious. Creep.
plexico 4
Nothing makes me hot for a girl like one who invades my privacy! You sound scrumptious! It's similar to the guys that wolf-whistle at girls. Does that ever work?
drkwlf 0
Duh it works. Wolf-whistles turn me on and I'd obviously jump in the sack with them asap.
tarpack1984 0
::wolf-whistling::
plexico 4
dArkwOlf, I guess it'd work with you. I imagine you'd be playing Duran Duran's "Hungry Like A Wolf" while you are doing it. You wouldn't have to make any orgasmic noises, it's built-in!
drkwlf 0
Oh god you figured me out.
plexico 4
I'll push my luck and guess that you might also like "Girls on Film" so there should be pictures, too!
caancoha 0
That sounds like something my friend's boyfriend would do, big time.
dozie 0
methinks that if you were hot, he would have shown you a different message. just sayin..... :-P
JokerXero 0
You fail, I guess your not hot enough, or your boobs arent big enough to get his attention, YDI
lilbitch123 0
you think that all guys are shallow that they would want a girl for her "Hotness" and "boobs" Stop trying to be a smartass, you're not good at it.
JokerXero 0
Shut up "Lilbitch" I bet your some fat chick who no guy would ever stick a dick into. Your only friend is a package of hotdogs.
Jazzywrites007 2
Oh wow "A Pack of Hot Dogs" A Family Guy reference is sooooo genius of you. R-Tard.
TerraofDarkness 0
8D Look who's talking! I'll be you know ALL about hot dogs, eh???
TerraofDarkness 0
Oh, and that was @ #33.
missedwidow 5
I utterly agree. Only ugly girls say shit like that.