Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
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helennaa 0
FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.
stunty_fml 0
Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?
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Comments (108)
bms1996 12
some friends you got there...
bigguy123456 2
YDI for your choice of friends..
NamelessFace 22
Yeah, because OP chose people who, without her knowing, are selfish assholes... on purpose.
horsegirl331 6
That sucks I have hypoglycemia too but I've only fainted at my house
wombat918 1
Your friends are pretty shitty
Jp17048 1
Why would people think you deserved this
kathie_bunny 14
What's hypoglycemia?
kathie_bunny 14
What's hypoglycemia?
nyf137 20
I suffer from the same problem and I have a few concerns here: 1. If you know you have this problem, do you not try to assess the state of your body to be sure you don't get so bad, especially since you get all sorts of other symptoms before its that bad? 2. Again, if you know you have this problem, you might want to try scheduling snacks at regular intervals as best you can to keep your body healthy. 3. I'm pretty sure if you pass out/go comatose due to hypoglycemia, you don't just "wake up." That's why some people with this problem don't wake up in the morning...