Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
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hk_fml 9
how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.
skatingweasel 0
At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol
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foryoublue94 0
eww... butter? also, how about not exposing your buttcrack. XD
cback 0
LOL!
kandy_fml 0
Sometimes you can't always tell when your ass crack is hanging out. So stop defending these immature boys by saying, "well wear your pants properly!" even if you are, you can't always tell. If the guys were disturbed by her butt crack all they had to say was, "pull your pants up" they didn't have to harass and embarrass her.
youareindeepshit 0
This is precisely why trashy is no longer in fashion.
Jareth_fml 0
How did you not notice the funnel shoved in your crack?
pmole42088 0
This is when a good back hand is appropriate I have been slapped before like most men and are not to fond of it but they would have deserved it
khaldun 0
#105, it's not so much "wear your pants properly," as it is "wear proper pants." I have no sympathy for anyone that wears pants that can expose their crack. Low rise jeans can look pretty good on a lot of girls - they're especially great for going out to places where you're not gonna be sitting down and putting them at an angle where your crack will stick out - but if there's a good chance you're gonna be showing more than people want to see, you shouldn't wear them to begin with.
xNephilim 19
Have you been shopping in the last... Let's say five years? Most pants you'll find now are either low OR extremely ugly. You just can't help it in most cases.
justjayit 0
#100, **** yes. As a girl, I think most of the "fashions" getting more and more popular are very disgusting.
BellsMaster 0
Say no to crack!
AegisXOR 0
That is simultaneously amazing and ridiculous. Enjoy your fat.